Heisen-Bro Hustler (2026)

You wake up in a gym bathroom stall with no memory. Suddenly you start receiving orders for gym supplements. It's time to start the hustle. This game will take you on a journey from potty jockey to the ultimate Heisen-Bro Hustler. A lighthearted tongue-in-cheek, self deprecating play on gym culture

• 5 Steam reviews
• released 2026

Tags

• Casual
• Simulation
• Strategy
• Comedy
• Old School
• Singleplayer
• Funny
• Inventory Management
• Retro
• 1980s
• Free to Play
• Indie
• Point & Click
• Resource Management
• Time Management
• Pixel Graphics
• Text-Based
• 2D

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